McDonald’s Egypt has been running these “Taste of the World” promotions.
Compete with an ethnic to win prizes! (Egyptians are not ethnics)
The Asian is a sandwich.
The Asian is a man.
Sometimes the man is “an” Asian.
The Asian man is Chinese.
Chopsticks are Asian.
Origami is Japanese.
The Turkish is a sandwich. Or maybe possibly a people.
Sometimes the people are the Turks.
THE TURKS LOOK LIKE THIS
Potential future Taste of the World promotions:
- The Latino: Compete with an hombre to see who can snort lines of coke off a burger the quickest.
- The Indian : (no relation to The Asian) The same chicken sandwich pictured above, but with spicy curry sauce + compete in a rickshaw race with an Egyptian actor who has “browned up” his skin and does a funny accent.
- The African: An empty McDonald’s sandwich wrapper + compete with miscellaneous black man wearing UN-donated clothes in a starvation challenge, whoever doesn’t die wins.
- The Russian: Take a prostitute into a pile of snow with a keg of vodka. Die on the inside, but show no outward emotion. No competition/winner.